OK boys and girls
, let’s play how not to get someone to like you on OkCupid!
1. Don’t be a square. Make sure you make a lot of spelling mistakes, and don’t use punctuation. Why it works: It communicates that you aren’t trying to impress them even the tiniest bit.
2. Keep it short. Once again, we’re not trying to impress anybody (that’s so uncool). Keep it under two sentences. Why it works: If your message takes longer than twenty seconds to type, they may think you’re actually interested.
3. Talk dirty to ’em. You want to be very clear that all you want is sex. Try telling them how you imagine their butt feels through clean linen. Why it works: It discourages them that the only thing you like about them is how their meat’s shaped.
Now for the disclaimer: I’m not saying that you can never make a mistake, or send a cute little short message, or tell someone how hot you think they are. I certainly do. I just want all you smart, sexy lads to know that us smart, sexy ladies really like it when you show us how smart you are.
Also, if you really want to impress me in particular, talk to me about marine life. Just sayin’.
Glorious Taco 