I have been watching David Attenborough all day, and feel the need to rhapsodize about freaky marine invertebrates.
I have been inspired by the delightful marine-nerd blog that is Star-Gazy Pie. One of their links was to this news story maligning one of the most beautiful nudibranchs I have ever seen.
You can keep your whales and your seals and most other vertebrates(unless they’re on this show); give me something slimy or armored and slightly translucent. Preferably all three. I’m sorry, but these animals do things that are a thousand times cooler than anything a mammal can do.
For example: my dear Star-Gazy just taught me that argonaut males can detach their penis-tentacle, called a hectocotylus (WHAT?) and it will swim on without them and mate with a female on its own. Oh, and also, the hectocotylus was once thought to be some sort of worm. Excuse me? Marine biologists were trolled by an octopus’s detachable penis? Hell yeah, argonauts!
However, I will make an exception to my vertebrate rule for Joy Reidenberg,the comparative anatomist from the show I linked above. I have never seen someone thigh-deep in whale guts looking so happy. For that matter, I’ve never seen someone thigh deep in whale guts, but it seems like there’s nothing that adorable woman likes better. Be still my heart.